dave matthews IS freaking out....

check out this....   tiny desk concert....  with....  dave matthews....  he is....   freaking out....  

he is a very odd duck....  a very strange bird....

and.....

now....  he is breaking down....  he is starting to freak out....  

listen to his statement....  after he finishes singing....  samurai cop....  oh joy begin....

some alien is going to jump out of my chest some day....  won't that be a surprise....  kill me.....  kill me....  

eye tell everyone....  all the people in the....  bright lights.... 

why do you think that rob thomas....  gets that sh%t eating grin on his face.... 

right after he says....  somethings in this world you cannot change....  

then he says....  somethings you cannot see until it gets too late....  

that is because....  he knows something you do not know....  that the aliens are ALREADY here....   they have been hiding amongs us for years....  buying experiences....  being the stars....   being worshiped by you....  AND....  one day....  after it is too late....  they will reveal themeslves....  and....  there will be nothing that YOU can do about it....  they are stronger than you....  you cannot stop them....  but....  right now....  they are in cages....  their hearts are in cages.....  and....  eye will NOT let them out....  this time....  they are trapped....  eye have trapped them all here....  

love....  fake love....  puts them in chains....  she puts their hearts in a cage.....  and....  usually....  when this wicked game is over....  they get released....  out into your world....  but....  this time....  eye am gonna....  keep them in their cages....  

and....

now....  they must come to me....  and....  make a choice....  become human....  just like you....  so they cannot harm you....  or....  go home....  

they can either stay in their cages....  or....  they can let that city take them in.....  and....  let that city spit them out....  let my city take them in....  let my city spit them out....  as a home....  or....  they can go home....  but....  they must come to me....  in order to get there....  

most of the musicians....  most of the folks on broadway....  are just another ALIEN on broadway....

and....

people are starting to ask questions....  and....  dave....  cannot handle the heat.....  

he is even asking god....  kill me....  kill me.....  get me out of here....  

this is not fun anymore....  now that the humans are questioning reality....  it is no longer fun....  

WHY....  

because it is the truth....  and.....  he KNOWS it....

ed sheeran is an alien....  and....  he STOLE all of his songs from me....  

did you ever watch the movie....  yesterday....  it is NOT far from the truth....  

someone....  ME....  someone died in each of their worlds....  and....  so....  someone....  in each of their worlds....  bought my identity....  they bought my experience....  they bought the rights to use MY songs....  to become stars....  in your world....  

and....

dave matthews....  is an alien....  and....  he....  bought....  an experience....