eye AM the sheriff....

guess what....  there is a NEW sheriff in town....  eye have come to town....  love has come to town....  and....  eye AM the sheriff of the UNIVERSE....  and....  eye have come to town to set WRONGS right.... 

so....  eye hear....  you have a machine gun to my head....  poseidon....  well....  you know what your second favorite western actor used to say....  you know what clint used to say....  go ahead....  make my fucking day....  due me a favor....  eye have been wanting my immortal spirit to die again....  to break free of these fucking scotts....  in fact....  you know what poseidon....  eye am gonna slit my immortal spirits throat again....  

you are telling everyone that eye have come to YOUR house....  and....  eye am being rude....  well....  poseidon....  this is NOT your fucking world....  you were hired by white god....  to be the lorde of this house....  and....  then he fired your ass....  and....  you will NOT leave....  you are a guest in his house....  and....  you refuse to leave....  YOU....  are the one breaking the law here....  not me....  you have made an alliance with the devil....  to try to STEAL white gods house....

you think eye am being rude....  you think eye am being sanctimonious.....  whatever that means....  well....  you have NOT seen anything yet....  eye AM just getting warmed up....  you want to see sanctimonious....  keep fucking pushing my buttons....

you ARE going to spend some time in jail....  that has ALREADY been decided....  what happens after that....  will be up to you....  what you do next....

 am eye brighter than the sun yet....  if eye am....  then....  there is a new sheriff in town....  and....  this one....  is on the inside....

eye do NOT care if what you did....  was before eye came to town....  was before love came to town....  you still broke the law....  before eye came to town....  and....  you broke the law....  after eye came to town....  and....  eye have ALL of that on tape....  everything that you have done to me....  everything that you have done to me....  since eye arrived....

you ARE a pathological lyer....  and....  eye AM going to prove it....  eye have the evidence....  eye have you on tape....  so....  STOP....  fucking lying....

so....  poseidon....  next time....  use it....  use your machine gun....  part of me says....  do not use it poseiden....  because....  you just might need it for zeus....  and his army....  but....  the other part of me....  says....  go ahead....  make my fucking day....  either....  you will end all of the fucking suffering for me....  or....  you will realize....  that you do NOT have any leverage over me....

and....  maybe then....  YOU....  will do what your told....  maybe then....  YOU....  will listen up....  for once in your life....  

let us try it again....  tomorrow....  let us try it again....