the COSMIC makeover....

when you are on the radio....  you get a cosmic makeover....  

for all the evil shits out there....  for all the evil shits that climbed aboard me....  with the intentions of hurting me....

you have a door....  you can stop you suffering....  when you open the door....

when you open the door....  the radio....  enforces the way....  after the way is enforced....  you get a cosmic makeover....  you get a fresh start....

eye have seen this three times....

jaws at the niwot treehouse....  satan called her jaws....  she bowed out early....  she opened her door early....  and....  she got a cosmic makeover....  eye saw her....  and....  her children....  after her makeover....  she looked amazing....  she looked good....  and....  her children looked good....  her children....  who were TOTALLY out of control....  before the cosmic makeover....  were now pleasant....  

she was happy with me....  probably....  because....  life circumstance made her the way she was....  instead of her own choices....  she was pushed toward MEAN by life circumstances....  she was not evil....  so....  she was HAPPY with how THE WAY treated her....

eye told the moon about the cosmic makeover....  she did not believe me....  she said....  that is NOT the way it works....  eye told her....  maybe....  that is the way it works now....  

then....  there was the young lady who called me love....  she was nasty....  she was evil....  she chose to be evil....  eye saw here after her cosmic makeover....  she was NOT happy with me....  she was probably demoted....  because of her evil ways....  and....  she was NOT happy....  

then....  there is mold queen....  eye have not seen her in months....  did she open the door....  eye think that she may have....  and....  she seemed VERY happy with the results....  eye THINK that she had a cosmic makeover....  and....  boy....  hot for teacher....  if that is who she was....  has an increadibly beautiful face now....  eye do NOT know if it was her....  but....  if it was....  she NOW had the kinda face....  that eye just could not stop looking at....  it was hard for me to turn away....  to not be obnoxious with my staring....  was it her....  eye do NOT know....  maybe eye will see the old her again....  and....  eye will be wrong....  that is ok....  eye am wrong a lot....  it IS a guessing game for me....

eye wish that there was a way....  for you to KNOW what happens....  when you open the door....  eye know it must be extremely scary to take that step....  eye am NOT sure that eye was the one who decided this....  this whole not knowing thing....  was it the dykes of the NOT so gentle race who decided this part....  who wanted to scare you....  

and....  eye wish that someone who had a cosmic makeover could tell you....  so that you do NOT have to be afraid to open the door....  but....  eye think that the game precludes that....  that fucking prime directive....  

all eye can say....  is that eye THINK that eye have seen three people who have had cosmic makeovers....  two....  who are happy with the outcome....  and....  one who is not....  but....  in this case....  she did look better....  not great....  but better....  and....  she WAS pure evil....  by choice....  before the makeover....

look....  eye THINK the giant will be extremely happy with the outcome....  when she opens the door....  eye NEED to eat garlic....  and....  eye do NOT want to hurt you in the process....  eye HOPE that you decide to open your door soon....  and....  eye am right about this....  because....  eye do NOT want you to hate me....

zeus....  is going to be extremely upset with the outcome....  he is my hitler....  he is fucking ten....  no....  a thousand times....  worse than hitler....  if you can imagine that....  so....  he is NOT going to be happy with the outcome....  but....  if he makes up for all of the suffering that he has caused....  SOMEHOW....  at least he will be alive....  at least the woman who calle me love....  is alive....  she might not be happy with her demotion....  but....  she is alive....  the way....  always gives you a chance to redeem yourself....  

my guess....  is that mold queen....  hot for teacher....  did what she did....  for a good reason....  to stop evil....  so....  even though her methods were innappropriate....  her reasons came from the heart....

so....  eye had a hot for teacher sighting today....  so....  eye was wrong about her....  OR....  was eye....  did she come see me from the future....  people can do that you know....  as long as they do NOT say anything to me....  OR....  maybe they can even talk to me....  cause....  when eye was dating....  brown.... eye swear....  she came to me....  from the future....  and....  talked to me for a hot minute....  at an asian restaurant....  so....  MAYBE....  eye am NOT entirely wrong....  MAYBE....  eye am still right....  eye just forgot about the future element....  

what....  next....  you are going to bring back anzanasty....  and....  jaws....  right....  you are going to show me that they have not been made over....  at least not yet....  

eye still proved to you....  that ocean man junior IS human....  eye THINK that you see his immortal soul....  AND....  you see that he is human....  so....  there IS still that....