do NOT kiss my ass....

please please please....  do NOT kiss my ass....  in case eye run the world....  do not try to suck up to me....  in case eye run the world....

let us do it differently this time....  eye will NOT give you a position in the government....  simply....  because you gave me a discount on a drink....  eye do NOT want you to treat me different than anyone else....  let us do it differently this time....

it has all been decided....  BEFORE....  eye came to town....  it is what you did....  before....  love came to town....  that will determine your fate....  your destiny....  who you harmed....  who you helped....  did you harm the innocent....  did you help the helpless....  BEFORE....  eye came to town....

that said....  IF....  you want to HELP me....  IF....  you want to help me heal....  like the ha ha evil barista did today....  at race car coffee house....  that would be MUCH appreciated....  eye cannot make ANY promises....  remember....  eye want to be like teddy roosevelt....  making no promises....  when eye am elected....  eye want to be able to follow my heart....  and....  not....  be obligated to a hundred different people....  no obligations....  however....  eye certainly would appreciate your help....  in healing....

and....  if you REALLY want to help me....  tell me....  what you do NOT like about me....  what you do NOT like about my plan....  tell me....  how YOU would like to see your world....