the CHURCH lady....

eye think eye figured it out....

the mother we share....  lauren and eye....  is....  the church lady....  

and,....

the reason lauren acts like a psychopath....  is because....  we were raised by a psychopath....

another family....  DESTROYED....  by the church....

our mother was the WORST combination.... 

a milatant perfectionsist mother....  who DEMANDED perfection from her children....

and....

a religious zealot....  

we got punished....  mouths washed out....  if we said a single bad word....

we got punished....  if you rooms were not spotless....  what is it she would say....  cleanliness is next to godliness....  where in the bible does it say that....  

we got punished.... if we touched ourselves....  no touching little children....  

we would get smacked....  if we lost our temper....  eye need to watch out....  for the....  temper trap....

and....

now....  eye have the church lady on me....  she is the mother in my fircken head....

so....

eye need to....  stop the yelling....  for a little bit....  stop the swearing....  for a little bit....  and....  make my house.... perfectly spotless....

now....  the touching part....  eye just do not know....  that part is heatlhy for an individual....  eye do not know that eye am gonna let her control me in that way....

hey....  church lady....  eye wrote a couple of songs for you....  eye mean....  to antagonize you....

eye touch myself....

ane....

spotless....  eye am NOT spotless....  and....  neither is you....  you misserable beeotch....  if you want spotless....  eye will always lose....  

jesus....  we were not able to watch television either....  she had a television....  in her bedroom....  where....  we were NOT allowed to go....   she watche it all the time....  but....  we....  were not allowed....  to watch the television....  if eye watched the television....  eye got eye cancer....

now....  you know....  eye find it amazing....  the alignments that are made....  in order to stop me....  the church lady HATES the pink moon....  the church lady HATES everything rainbow....  and....  yet....  she has aligned with the pink moon....  the pink moon....  climbed on board again....  two days ago....

and....  wow....  am eye in the firing line....  eye think eye count....  three black cars....  and....  two gray cars out there....  

well....  mother....  are they gonna put me in the firing line....  it would appear so....  eye think that question has been answered....  mother....  now mother....  you told me....  of course mother is gonna build a wall....  eye think it is time to build a wall....  mother....  not....  the church lady....  not the church mother....  no....  the other mothers....  the mothers of the disappeared....  the mothers of the shadows....  the mothers who HATE the church lady....  and....  everything she stands for....  are you gonna help me build a wall....  like you promissed....  eye need another brick in the wall....  in my castle wall....

you see....  the church lady....  loves to make up her own rules....  two weeks ago....  it was perfectly fine for me to come in contact with people....  with this pathogen in my mouth....  as of yesterday....  eye get a red light for every person eye come in contact with....  as long as thie pathogen is in my mouth....  even though....  we all know....  only humans can catch this pathogen....  and....  it is probably no longer the pathogen eye am fighting....  it is all these pieces in the game you keep hitting me with....  lies....  and....  fears....  and....  doubts....  and....  you cannot catch those....  eye can give them to you....  but....  you cannot catch them....  so....  for every rule she makes....  eye get to make a rule....  and....  my rule....  is....  for every spec of smoke and dirt and greece and dust and mold eye clean up from my apartment....  eye get a purple banana....  and....  guess what beeotch....  when we played back home....  you mde me start with a clean house....  well....  this time....  eye started with an extremely dirty house.....  smoke on all of my walls....  to kill the mold and ghosts....  dirt....  piled high....  in my dishwasher....  in my refrigerator....  in all of my nooks and crannies....  and....  greece....  piled high....  on my boxes....  above the stove....  on my stove....  in my microwave....  and...  rust....  on my laundry room door....  on my attic access....  eye STARTED with so much dirt and greece and grim and rust....  

and....  yesterday....  eye did a major cleaning....  and....  today....  eye cleaned the inside of the washing machne and the inside of the dishwasher....  and....  the smoke off of my front door and my utility room door....  eye am SO far ahead of you.....  beeotch....  it will take you a decade to catch up with me....  ha ha ha ha....  oh....  eye think eye will clean the refirgerator now....  have not done that in a year or so....  should be a lot of specs of dirt in there as well....  and....  one of these days....  perhaps today....  eye am gonna sprinkle baking soda all over the carpet in my bedroom....  to kill the mold and clean up the vocs on the carpet....  dang woman....  eye am gonna be SO far ahead of you....  it will take YEARS for you to catch up to me....  ha ha ha ha..... 

and....  look at that....  beeeotch....  eye am probably gonna stop swearing in my book....  FOR NOW....  until you are gone....  my mother is going to take charge....  and....  she has been preparing for you....  with my own set of safe swear words....  like....  gunga din....  hoochie cooochie....  beeotch....  and....  my favorite.....  sorry eye forgot my favorite....  it will come back to me....  eye am sure....  

now....  listen here....  H....  two things....  first of all....  leaders in MY world have to lead by example....  the church lady should have to follow her own rules...  she wants me to have my house spotless....  her house should be spotless....  she wants me to stop swearing....  she needs to stop swearing....  she wants me to only spend thirty fricken dollars a day....  she should only get to spend thirty dollars a day....   she wants me to excercise...  she should excercise...  more than me....  all of her rules....  should apply to her....  only....  stricter....  if my environmentalist wants everyone to live in tiny homes....  he or she has to live in the tiniest of homes....  and....  every rule she applies to me....  should apply to her...  and....  to her daughter....  lauren....  lauren is enjoying shooting me....  when eye break the rules....  someone should shoot her....  and....  my mother....  when they break the rules....  it is ONLY fair....

and....  lauren should have to live by her rules.....  no questions....  if eye cannot ask any questions....  neither can she....  when she asks a question....  she should bet hit with lies to....  it is only fair....  

none of this rules for thee....  not for me....  bs....  

so....  the church lady discovered.... eye have mad skills....  so....  she FORCED me to prepare for this game....  and....  unfortunately for lauren....  she FORCED lauren to prepare as well....  it is no wonder....  lauren has become a psychopath....  she is NOT me....  and....  still....  the church lady forced her to join in the game as well....  

and....  the church lady....  she never lived by her rules....  we could not watch television....  or....  we would get eye cancer....  well....  she had a televion in her room....  watched it all the fricken time....  lazy beeeeeeotch....  she should not be able to watch television either....  

and.... what about health....  is she a smoker....  she should have to live by the same fricken diet and health standards we lived by....  she wants me to stretch....  she wants me to workout....  she should have to stretch....  she should have to workout....  if she is who eye think she is....  she is TOTALLY out of shape....  and....  she fricken smokes....  and....  does she use a cane half the time....  she is so fricken decrepid....  ugly fat and decrepid....

come on....  H....  make it a fair game....  make the church lady and the daughter live by whatever rule they apply to me....  

tell them....  have the insiders tell them....  it WILL be war....  IF....  they do not live by the SAME rules that each of them apply to me....  

and....

eye WILL join the insiders in this war....  it WILL be TOTAL destruction....  it WILL be a total slaughter of the outsiders....  and....  eye WILL be merciless....  so....  H....  you tell the outsiders....  if they do not set up a FAIR game....  for me to put my skills on display....  IF....  you do not make the rules that the church lady and lauren come up with....  apply to them as well....  then....  it will be war....  

if this is what you want to decide the fate of the world....  how good eye am at YOUR dumb game....  then....  game on....  let us play....  only....  you two have to play as well....  

so....  you are saying....  the leader of the universe....  should be....  clean....  use no foul words....  live on a STRICT budget....  be in shape....  

then....  you need to make the game apply to the current leaders as well....  game on people....  you make the rules....  they have to apply to you as well....  otherwise....  you will make crazy insane undoable rules....  cause....  they do NOT apply to you....  make these rules apply to ALL the current leaders....  make these rules apply to the leadership of the universe....  make these rules apply to the makers of the rules....  the decision should not be based on me following every rule you lay on me....  the decision should be on who is BETTER at whatever rules you make....  eye should be able to make some rules as well....  and....  that is my next choice for a rule....  the rules....  apply to everyone....  the makers of the rules....  all players....  all leaders....  and....  all judges....  most nfl referees are former players....  that is because they have played the game....  they KNOW what the players are going through....  the judges should be former players....

oh....  ya....  H....  they should apply to you as well....  you won this time....  right....  lead by fricken example....  dude....  

and....  you should hit freya with a storm today....  all eye did was kick her off....  the demons decided....  they did not want her as their queen....  so....  they told me to kick her off....  and....  so....  eye kicked her off....  and....  she got so upset....  she hit me with a storm....  

she picked my least favorite kauit yoga instructor....  the one who is militant....  eye want avery....  

and....  eye am NOT going to do something that is bad for me....  kauit is bad for you....  the story is....  the wife created the practice....  and....  the husband stole it....  and....  ruined it....  knees against the wall....  at an angle for ten fricken minutes....  is probably the WORST thing you can do for your knees....  and....  they spend so much time....  stretching your back....  FORWARD.....  when.... we ALL get TOO much of that in daily life....  that is why they picked kauit....  eye ALREADY told the angels....  it IS bad for you....  they are trying to get me to WRECK myself....  these GREEEEEEDY little angels on me....  

eye must say....  whoever is negotiating....  on my behalf....  is NOT doing a very good job....  allowing to hit me....  at home....  night and day.... so eye cannot get out....  eye clear my mouth out....  and....  ten minutes later....  eye have to do it again....  come on people....  eye AM better....  eye am NOT superhuman....  jeeeeez....   and....  someone should tell me....  what the f does this prove....  

and....  just to let you know....  when this over....  eye am going to go right back.... to calling everyone that nastiest things in the book....  you are NOT going to tame me....  

let me see....  let us look at ALL fo the injustices being done here....  eye.am NOT a player....  and....  yet....  the rules apply to me....  when....  eye do not know the rules....  and....  they change....  and....  the people who made the rules....  do not have to live by the rules....  in fact....  eye seem to be the ONLY one that the rules apply to....