who am eye....

help me....  help me....  help me....  slow it down....  so that eye can figure out who eye am....  

eye need your help....  eye know that this all sounds absurd....  but....  will someone please tell me who eye am....

it is going to be tough.... for you to tell me who eye am....  because eye am wearing a mask....  you cannot see me....  so....  you do not know who eye am either....

how are we going to figure this out....  if eye do not know who eye am.... AND....  you do not know who eye am....  how....  are we going to figure out.... just who in the hell eye am....